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Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
this is a reminder that even though I don’t follow back 95% of the time there are a lot of you that when I see you reblog stuff from me I think of you fondly as my followers and it makes me really happy to have you stick around
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Doin’ fiiiineee, I took a trip to the year 3000,
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults