i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
dont ask about my sexuality if someone is hot they are hot and that is the end of it
Girls say they want a real country boy, well listen up most of em are not hot or have a perfect body. They have beards, beer guts and pay more attention to their truck than they will to you. So take notes.
If a guy said this we’d be reamed out. But it’s true.